22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

‘ John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 4, 2017

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the most impressive scene in any spy movie is in Casino Royale when james bond is in a hotel shower and knows immediately how to use it.

‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 4, 2017

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The One Where Rachel Wears Luigi Cosplay pic.twitter.com/jS7lHCvMcQ

‘ Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) October 1, 2017

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Don’t forget to check y’all kids candy bags this Halloween, I found this last year in my little brother’s lollipop. smh. pic.twitter.com/4e5jxQakwt

‘ ???? (@NasMaraj) October 3, 2017

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mystery solved pic.twitter.com/k47NAgr5xI

‘ romanceable npc (@bijanstephen) September 28, 2017

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I like how “two ‘ is spelled a little strangely so you ‘re prepared early on for how insane “eight ‘ is going to be.

‘ Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) October 5, 2017

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This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I've seen in my life via @klarna pic.twitter.com/ORKEeV9oLx

‘ big dog energy (@GrrlGhost) September 27, 2017

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Let me make your day a tad better:

I went to Medieval Times this weekend and the king FOR REAL came out and reminded everyone not to vape.

‘ Jordan_Morris (@Jordan_Morris) October 3, 2017

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it's October so you know what that means pic.twitter.com/d9wNRnuIsV

‘ Andrew Barber (@fakeshoredrive) October 1, 2017

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[spelling bee]

your word is 'hors d'oeuvre'

“can you use it in a sentence?”

yes ‘'I bet this kid can't spell hors d'oeuvre'

‘ Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) October 1, 2017

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Good morning everyone, except for people who put bananas in the refrigerator.

‘ Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) October 4, 2017

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why this man's stomach look like woody harrelson lmaooooooo pic.twitter.com/p9BrL1bmT1

‘ sage (@sagemyster) September 18, 2017

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Any time I go to a live concert I do every thing I can to get on stage, take the mic from the singer, and announce I'm about ready to leave

‘ Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson) October 4, 2017

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Date someone who will pick you up from the airport

‘ Rachel Wolfson (@wolfiecomedy) October 1, 2017

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I ‘m dying. My mom bought this book for my 6 year old and I just called to ask if she had actually opened the book. She hadn ‘t. pic.twitter.com/inYCEaZKpV

‘ tiffany (@Tiffany1985B) October 4, 2017

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Deleted Instagram off my phone two hours ago and I've already completed my masters

‘ Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) October 4, 2017

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Dear God. It ACTUALLY fucking happened pic.twitter.com/h5J6ibytAU

‘ King Nathan, XV (@RodriguezDaGod) October 6, 2017

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Found a new career goal pic.twitter.com/84iyaUO8wN

‘ Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) September 6, 2017