22 More Tweets About Exes We’re Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day

I wore no makeup to the grocery store so OF COURSE I bump into my ex having a beautiful dream wedding to a bikini model in the cereal aisle

‘ Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) August 14, 2017

My ex and I were sending really hateful messages back and forth earlier. We were exting

‘ Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) April 21, 2017

In light of these protests and at the urging of my girlfriend I will finally remove all statues of my ex Debra from my apartment.

‘ Robby Slowik (@RobbySlowik) August 15, 2017

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!

*attempts to be casual friends with an ex*

‘ Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) April 11, 2017

The worst is when you wave to an ex but they don't wave back and the auctioneer is like SOLD and now you own a ridiculous statue

‘ Ceej (@ceejoyner) February 9, 2017

[ex gf in the er] is this a dramatic attempt to win me back?
[doctor I gave $275 holdin an xray of my heart] no it's definitely broken

‘ brent (@murrman5) August 7, 2017

ME: me, a cover model! wish my exes could see me now! can i get one of the magazines when it drops?
PHOTOG FOR 'BIG SHITHEAD MONTHLY': sure

‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) April 9, 2017

in this horrible time, let us at least be bolstered by small miracles like finding out your ex moved to a different city

‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 22, 2017

i listed my ex as my emergency contact at my new job bc if i have a heart attack i need to tell kathy to burn in hell one last time

‘ chuuch (@ch000ch) February 4, 2017

[gently tapping on my ex girlfriend's bedroom window] you're not wearing your cpap mask

‘ eric (@ericsshadow) July 10, 2017

All my exes live in vortexes.

‘ Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) April 15, 2017

Just found this photo of me and my ex, it's hard bc even tho we look so happy deep down there was actually a lot of strife pic.twitter.com/wAhSCbLPcF

‘ Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) July 22, 2017

FACEBOOK MESSENGER : You will vote for Mark Zuckerberg
ME: Suck it! LOL!
FM: Or we will show your ex how often-
ME: President Zuck it is

‘ Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 7, 2017

The song A Thousand Miles is actually astounding when I consider part of the reason I broke up w my ex is I did not want to take the J train

‘ Natalie Walker (@nwalks) April 9, 2017

Ugh, do you ever look at all your exes and realize you have a type? pic.twitter.com/EvbK5mZ6q6

‘ Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) September 20, 2017

Live everyday like your ex still follows you on Instagram.

‘ Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) May 20, 2017

say, “my ex,” three times in a row in a dark restaurant, and your date will disappear

‘ Erica (@SCbchbum) August 23, 2017

wife: promise me you won't try to show off in front of my ex
me: I'm just gonna sing like everyone else
[karaoke starts and its ScatMan]

‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) June 17, 2017

I'm ready to BRUNCH

B e shitty drunk off mimosas
R un into my ex & cry in the br
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‘ erica (@erica_rosie) September 4, 2017

“I would be your biggest fan in the world if you treated me right” -President Donald Trump/your abusive ex boyfriend

‘ Ali Segel (@OnlineAlison) February 16, 2017