By: Tweet @ Trump
This week we found out that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called President Trump a “f*cking moron. ‘
Finally! A president that can unite both sides of the aisle.
1) Obama knew Chicago style
My dude, your use of quotations makes you look like you ‘re insincere and incapable of being empathetic. Work on that!
‘ Sam Houston (@samhouston) October 4, 2017
2) “My threes are the best threes. They count as fours. ‘
Seems like you are all pumped up about getting a chance to shoot three pointers with paper towels again
‘ HillReporter.com (@HillReporter) October 7, 2017
3) Suddenly equal rights means something to him
Excellent point Mr. President! You should quit that boring job – I'll let you have my show ALL to yourself #MAGA
‘ Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) October 7, 2017
4) Dumps like a Trump. Trump? Trump.
‘ Luke (@LukeMate_Luke) October 7, 2017
5) Robots have feelings too
You just thanked a bot.
‘ Nazi Catcher (@Nazi_Catcher) October 7, 2017
6) I ‘ll give you this ‘he ‘s accurate
‘ Sean Heymann (@SeanHeymann) October 8, 2017
7) “I named it after ‘Columbus Circle ‘ in New York City ‘
“I came up with Columbus Day. Apparently other people have celebrated this holiday in the past but I never saw it. ‘ https://t.co/Vb8DnqE2XN
‘ Matt Little (@themattlittle) October 9, 2017
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 9, 2017
8) “You could grow up to be President! But please don ‘t. ‘
Took my kids to get ice cream last night because they acted better than the President for an entire week.
‘ Devin Duke (@sirDukeDevin) October 10, 2017
9) Proof mental health should be a priority in healthcare
Happy #WorldMentalHealthDay, Mr. President! Trust me when I say, we are ALL thinking about you today.
‘ Greg Shugar (@GregShugar) October 10, 2017
10) And why do we pay for bombs if we ‘re just gonna explode them
also how come my tax dollars pay for roads when my liscense is supsended
‘ PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) October 10, 2017
11) Definitely not sold at “failing ‘ Amazon.com
‘ Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) October 10, 2017
12) Already been removed from the nice hospice for groping orderlies
I know PopPop but we need to talk about how you ‘ve been upsetting the orderlies. If you ‘re kicked out here, we have nowhere else to take you
‘ Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) October 11, 2017
13) “They said ‘happy birthday ‘ but you could tell they didn ‘t mean it ‘
Fox and Friends is really tough on him
‘ Peter Gammons (@pgammo) October 7, 2017
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