By: Jason Flowers
This week ‘s tweets already have vomit on their sweater.
ok so eminem paces back and forth rapping about iniquity and he ‘s a hero but when i do it i ‘m “disrupting the flow of this bridal shower ‘
‘ Jen Spyra (@jenspyra) October 11, 2017
Next Sunday Mike & Karen Pence will spend $223 billion taxpayer dollars to fly to the moon for 15 minutes & yodel the N word at an apple pie
‘ rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 9, 2017
I…do not understand how electricity works. pic.twitter.com/rA3zIc70ER
‘ Ray (@SirEviscerate) October 9, 2017
ME: i put so much pressure on myself to succeed
FRIEND: you're eating ice cream in bed
‘ Jill la Jill (@JillianKarger) October 6, 2017
Hot Girl: Hey, u single?
Me: I am.
HG: Cool, can I take this extra chair?
‘ alien skier (@ClichedOut) October 9, 2017
I'd be better at jogging if I wasn't always spilling my nachos.
‘ Brother Sal (@delusions_of) October 8, 2017
I don't go out very much because I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm rich, I'm gonna have to come up with another excuse.
‘ Maria Wojciechowski (@RiaWojo) July 19, 2017
It’s called the “mall” because instead of going to one store you’re going to “them all” pic.twitter.com/yMJLayKzlw
‘ The Don (@JackedYoTweets) October 8, 2017
If you make sure your phone is off on a flight, you probably still write checks at the grocery store.
‘ Sara Scully (@SaraSScully) October 11, 2017
The healthiest food comes from the healthiest people. Join the revolution and eat the best! Starring: Winston Carter (http://twitter.com/Winstonious) Brand Rackley (http://twitter.com/Brandsingletree) Ben Crutcher (http://twitter.com/downinthewell)
Legal television shows like Franklin & Bash wouldn’t be here without a long legacy of TV lawyer trailblazers that don’t play by the book. Perry Mason, Matlock, and LA Law were just the beginning. In the 90’s, law shows exploded thanks to big time hits like Law & Order, Ally McBeal, and The Practice. Their success pushed network executives to develop more legal shows than ever and the results were… less than stellar. Here’s a sampling of 90’s legal shows that never made it on the air.