By: Jason Flowers
This week ‘s tweets already have vomit on their sweater.
ok so eminem paces back and forth rapping about iniquity and he ‘s a hero but when i do it i ‘m “disrupting the flow of this bridal shower ‘
‘ Jen Spyra (@jenspyra) October 11, 2017
Next Sunday Mike & Karen Pence will spend $223 billion taxpayer dollars to fly to the moon for 15 minutes & yodel the N word at an apple pie
‘ rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 9, 2017
I…do not understand how electricity works. pic.twitter.com/rA3zIc70ER
‘ Ray (@SirEviscerate) October 9, 2017
ME: i put so much pressure on myself to succeed
FRIEND: you're eating ice cream in bed
‘ Jill la Jill (@JillianKarger) October 6, 2017
Hot Girl: Hey, u single?
Me: I am.
HG: Cool, can I take this extra chair?
‘ alien skier (@ClichedOut) October 9, 2017
I'd be better at jogging if I wasn't always spilling my nachos.
‘ Brother Sal (@delusions_of) October 8, 2017
I don't go out very much because I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm rich, I'm gonna have to come up with another excuse.
‘ Maria Wojciechowski (@RiaWojo) July 19, 2017
It’s called the “mall” because instead of going to one store you’re going to “them all” pic.twitter.com/yMJLayKzlw
‘ The Don (@JackedYoTweets) October 8, 2017
If you make sure your phone is off on a flight, you probably still write checks at the grocery store.
‘ Sara Scully (@SaraSScully) October 11, 2017
New Media | Sketch Comedy | UPP Studios The Easter Bunny ‘s journey to deliver eggs is more dangerous than one might assume. Find out if he completes his journey safely in this new sketch! Cast and Crew: The Easter Bunny – Evan L. Smith Thug 1 – David M. Goldman Thug 2 – Rafi Jacobs Bunny 2 – Sam Schneider Bunny 3 – Anthony Famulari Victim – Adam C. Lively Writer – Evan L. Smith Director – Adam C. Lively Editor – Adam C. Lively Director of Photography – Adam C. Lively 2nd Director of Photography – David Gabriel Gaffer – Rafi Jacobs Makeup – Alexandra Bayless VFX – Michael K. Yeager Song 1 – Cinematic Suspense Music Instrumental | Stealth Music by Jake Embleton Song 2 – GANGSTA/THUG LIFE RAP BEAT – “Guns Blazin'” (prod by Gravy Beats) Song 3 – Horror Music (promo video) by Simon Wilkinson Produced by UPP Studios – See more at: http://uppstudios.com/articles/easter-sunday-sketches-upp-studios#sthash.KzWjjgaY.dpuf