17 Tweets About Working Out We’re Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day

I love that all of my workout pants have little reflective details on them, ya know, in case a car comes through my house.

‘ Amanda B (@amandajpanda) October 7, 2017

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If you want your friends to stop asking you to work out with them, go once. Show up in leather. Bring your workout cake.

‘ madds (@whatmaddness) June 15, 2017

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ME: Pre workout protein!

GF: That isnt how-

ME:[using a straw to punch a hole in an egg to drink it like a juice box] How you what, Sharon

‘ penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) January 2, 2017

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Just used the Find Friends app to see if my wife was in the other room so no I didn ‘t go to the gym today.

‘ mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 13, 2017

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Gym instructor – “…and this is the weights section”
Me – “ok but where do I go to cry”

‘ Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 29, 2017

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The gym is a place for people carrying out punishments from greek gods, as in a bike that goes nowhere & a weight that falls on your chest.

‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 26, 2017

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[someone at the gym notices my sweet gains]
Me: yeah man you just gotta stay committed & work hard so you earn enough money to buy steroids

‘ David Hughes (@david8hughes) June 25, 2017

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Watching people fall off the treadmill is reason enough to workout.

‘ Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 18, 2017

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ME BEFORE GOING TO THE GYM: “I really don ‘t want to go to the gym. ‘

ME AFTER GOING TO THE GYM: “I really wish I hadn ‘t gone to the gym. ‘

‘ Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 1, 2017

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If Lululemon would just say, “Getting your foot caught in our pants while pulling them on IS part of your workout,” I might feel less rage.

‘ Jamie A. Lee (@TheJamieLee) September 16, 2017

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Everyone at the gym thinks I'm sweating because I'm getting a good workout in but it's really because I'm chewing cinnamon flavored gum

‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) August 27, 2017

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(at the gym). Hey can somebody spot me while I walk up the stairs?

‘ Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) August 22, 2017

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ME AT GYM: mind if I work in?
GUY STANDING AT URINAL: what

‘ Becky Isotobe (@BuckyIsotope) May 25, 2017

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work out? yeah, you bet i work out:

Wildly
Misunderstand
The
Acronym
Meme
To
A
Degree
That
Doesn ‘t
Seem
Possible

‘ Jon Bois (@jon_bois) August 25, 2017

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apparently exorcising and exercising are very different and none of that water was holy and I'm banned from the gym

‘ Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 2, 2017

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ME: i wish i werent constantly so sleepy
BODY: work out a bit & sleep more
ME: hm i guess i wont change anything about my routine
BODY: dude

‘ Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) July 23, 2017

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Absolutely blasting my core at my gym's best machine of all, their toilet.

‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 22, 2017