By: Mike Glazer
22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics
Throw on your favorite tunes , open a fresh La Croix, and kick back with the tastiest tweets about everything that isn ‘t the worst!
when you wash your hands and the bathroom is out of paper towels
‘ rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) October 6, 2017
Michelle Wolf, Nikki Limo and Grace Helbig – Frights, Camera, Action – @midnight with Chris Hardwick
While checking out photos of terrified thrill seekers caught mid-scream, Michelle Wolf, Nikki Limo and Grace Helbig guess what they’re so afraid of. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows available now. http://on.cc.com/1e85GN8
Tips on Tinder
When a friend told me about the epidemic of dick tip pics (DTPs) on dating apps like Tinder, I couldn’t help but think, “Why?” In these pictures – she started taking screenshots of them and texting them to me – there it would be, at the bottom of the frame, just the tip top of his dick, obviously held at attention by his non-selfie hand. And why?!
A Very Tinder Christmas
Two girls are stuck in Brooklyn for the holidays after their families voted for Donald Trump. They attempt to lift their holiday spirits with Tinder “dates ‘ that both take a bizarre turn.
Timeline Of Highlights From Chris Murphy’s 15-Hour Gun Control Filibuster
11:21 AM – Filibuster begins with Sen. Murphy telling everyone to “buckle up for Mr. Murphy ‘s wild ride. ‘