By: Mike Glazer
22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

Throw on your favorite tunes , open a fresh La Croix, and kick back with the tastiest tweets about everything that isn ‘t the worst!
when you wash your hands and the bathroom is out of paper towels
‘ rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) October 6, 2017
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