By: Pitch
9 Official GOP Birth Control Methods
You may not have heard this (it might be Washington ‘s best-kept secret, even), but the GOP isn ‘t a huge fan of birth control. And when they take all forms of female contraception away you ‘re gonna have do something. Here are your options.
- Thoughts and prayers
- Ted Cruz face mask
- Sperm travel ban
- Obstinance
- Calling your wife “Mother ‘
- Pulling out (of the Paris Accord)
- Border wall
- Gerrymandering men and women into separate districts
- Shame
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