By: Pitch

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9 Official GOP Birth Control Methods

You may not have heard this (it might be Washington ‘s best-kept secret, even), but the GOP isn ‘t a huge fan of birth control. And when they take all forms of female contraception away you ‘re gonna have do something. Here are your options.

  • Thoughts and prayers
  • Ted Cruz face mask
  • Sperm travel ban
  • Obstinance
  • Calling your wife “Mother ‘
  • Pulling out (of the Paris Accord)
  • Border wall
  • Gerrymandering men and women into separate districts
  • Shame

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