By: Tweet @ Trump
The Best Reactions to Donald Trump Tweets This Week

At this point if the president HASN ‘T insulted you on Twitter you ‘re doing everything wrong.
1) I see you ‘ve learned to speak Trumplish
This weird thing is starting to happen where every time you say “Fake News” it means the story has at least three credible sources.
‘ Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 11, 2017
2) He had a saying a lot of people want to say to you ‘
Remember they had that show where they took an indebted businessman and made him seem more successful than he really was?
‘ Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) October 11, 2017
3) Where do you think those Texas responders will be coming from
Let's look at what you said about Texas! pic.twitter.com/gtUjH6AY9i
‘ Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) October 12, 2017
4) “Vince McMahon on line one ‘
When this all blows up, you'll get plenty of work as a carney.
‘ Jamie Lafferty (@MegaHeid) October 13, 2017
5) The only name he likes more than “Trump ‘
Two L's in cancellations, rockstar.
‘ Kal Penn (@kalpenn) October 15, 2017
6) Please send back to kitchen thx
No Walls thanks
‘ Alex Z ‘mbie (@FuckingWorld69) October 17, 2017
7) “He ‘s coming one day, I know it ‘
… painting his boat on a beach waiting for Mattis to get the note he left by the old brick wall.
‘ pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 11, 2017
8) CORRECT
Ooooooh, I know this one!
Never.
It is NEVER appropriate to attack the free media.
‘ The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 11, 2017
9) Accountability is overrated
bruh pic.twitter.com/gLtyY0DMnL
‘ sam. (@SamTheCobra) October 12, 2017
10) “They ‘re what made President Trump so brave! ‘
If any of my kids ever get drafted to fight in a future world war caused by Trump, I'll just tell them to look up bone spurs.
‘ Devin Duke (@sirDukeDevin) October 14, 2017
11) You passed the testes
I did it.
I finally figured it out.
I figured out why you golf so much.
It ‘s the only time you have any balls.‘ Kaj-Erik Eriksen ‘? (@KajEriksen) October 17, 2017
12) Sending you back down to AAA
I think the Green Monster is taller, and 100 or so got over it this year. #onetweetaday2017
‘ Dan O'Toole (@tsnotoole) October 17, 2017
13) The Mrs. O'Leary Defense
“Any fire is the fault of the people who built this barn out of wood,” says the man holding a gas canister and a book of matches near the blaze, and who had repeatedly tweeted that he was going to set fire to the barn earlier. https://t.co/0BudVNFWID
‘ Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) October 18, 2017
Any increase in ObamaCare premiums is the fault of the Democrats for giving us a “product” that never had a chance of working.
‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2017
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