22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

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*forgets cup of coffee on top of horse*

‘ Octopus/Cavemowgli (@Holy_Mowgli) October 3, 2017

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In the Spring, gloves. The Fall, flip flops. Bittersweet reminders of Times passing. Hanx. pic.twitter.com/BmBrBMk9wd

‘ Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) October 18, 2017

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*adjusts crotch monocle* pic.twitter.com/Ul1P0XsjLk

‘ Faith Choyce (@faithchoyce) October 9, 2017

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You had one job! pic.twitter.com/reuxS9EVTl

‘ You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 17, 2017

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Things are so dark right now, but please hang in there. Remember that there is still good in the world pic.twitter.com/mxbCp6fsiy

‘ Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) October 16, 2017

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These octopus kites are insane! pic.twitter.com/e69tXoN26i

‘ No Feelings ! (@itsboyschapter) October 4, 2017

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(Unusually high voice) nice pic.twitter.com/wy2S19rRQS

‘ Mayor P (friendly neighborhood mayor) (@punmagnate) October 8, 2017

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[my wife to everyone at the pool party] pls don't tell him, he's never known the truth
[me loudly as I jump off the diving board] CABIN BALL

‘ Ygrene (@Ygrene) September 2, 2017

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We’ve been playing ’em wrong this entire time. pic.twitter.com/AdzdBrLFp8

‘ No Feelings ! (@itsboyschapter) October 11, 2017

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Canadians are so careless with their money pic.twitter.com/HNeDpEF7aD

‘ wylde de beest (@flashember) October 16, 2016

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If you're running a half marathon you should only be allowed to bring it up half as many times.

‘ mark normand (@marknorm) October 15, 2017

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omg this is everything pic.twitter.com/NxIaZzzzks

‘ David Mack (@davidmackau) October 13, 2017

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Everybody
Yeah-ah
Rock your body
Yeah-ah
Everybody
Rock your body right
Borat voice my wife

‘ Keanu_reevebooks (@TheVictasticK) October 17, 2017

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Damn boy are you an invite to an improv show?

Cause you can't make me come.

‘ Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) October 15, 2017

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someone who is good at science please help which is the correct anatomy of hamburger helper pic.twitter.com/TRW1Ah8lod

‘ michael SCAREa (@soongrowtired) October 14, 2017

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Detective Benjamin Button: I'm getting too young for this shit

‘ Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) October 11, 2017