11 Differences Between Halloween and ComicCon

ComicCon and Halloween: on the surface they seem pretty similar. People dress up like superheroes and take photos. But here are some key differences:

• Giving candy to strange children will get you kicked out at ComicCon
• I ‘m not in violation of my parole by participating in ComicCon
• Ryan Reynolds doesn ‘t try to get me excited about his next dumb piece of shit on Halloween
• The guy who played Q on Star Trek: TNG isn ‘t a god on Halloween
• On Halloween, Donald Glover can be Spider-man
• On Halloween I ‘m a 4, but at ComicCon I ‘m a 10
• You ‘re dad is not embarrassed to tell his buddies his kid is trick or treating
• When I wait twelve hours to see the Stranger Things kids on Halloween, I get arrested
• Halloween makes you contemplate your own death, ComicCon makes you contemplate how many Marvel movies will get made by then
• One started religious and became secularized, one started secularized and became religious.
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