By: Pitch
11 Differences Between Halloween and ComicCon

ComicCon and Halloween: on the surface they seem pretty similar. People dress up like superheroes and take photos. But here are some key differences:
- Giving candy to strange children will get you kicked out at ComicCon
- I ‘m not in violation of my parole by participating in ComicCon
- Ryan Reynolds doesn ‘t try to get me excited about his next dumb piece of shit on Halloween
- The guy who played Q on Star Trek: TNG isn ‘t a god on Halloween
- On Halloween, Donald Glover can be Spider-man
- On Halloween I ‘m a 4, but at ComicCon I ‘m a 10
- You ‘re dad is not embarrassed to tell his buddies his kid is trick or treating
- When I wait twelve hours to see the Stranger Things kids on Halloween, I get arrested
- Halloween makes you contemplate your own death, ComicCon makes you contemplate how many Marvel movies will get made by then
- One started religious and became secularized, one started secularized and became religious.
- $63/day