By: Mike Glazer
22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics
You might feel overwhelmed by the world (especially since it ‘s the holiday season). You ‘re not alone. We all need a break, and that ‘s what these tweets are: a break from the world.
happy halloween children i hope you enjoy your bucket of warm scrambled egg xox pic.twitter.com/ov0OsUCEDr
‘ Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) October 31, 2017
Peter Parker's main source of income is selfies.
‘ Evan Kaufman (@EvanKaufman) April 22, 2014
there ‘s a fucking milhouse cosplayer reading radioactive man at the Bucks game pic.twitter.com/W7mLcWkhLo
‘ the basketball mom (@capitalflowking) October 27, 2017
Most men can’t find stair 1 roof access pic.twitter.com/GwqkSIpjoS
‘ Jason (@ayyjqce) October 30, 2017
The strap on the back of crocs is so they stay on during sex
‘ Allison (BTBB) (@sug_knight) May 22, 2017
My boy put hand sanitizer on his desk and tried to cook spam in his dorm pic.twitter.com/77z22Jqygo
‘ shaun ryan (@beyondshaun) October 28, 2017
*drinks a bottle of water*
fuck yeh i ‘m gonna live forever‘ kim ?? (@KimmyMonte) October 30, 2017
“Should I use a hyphen?”
“Nah. You're good.”
“Cool. Cool.” pic.twitter.com/RA7vpIvQP8‘ John P. Lopez (@LopezOnSports) October 29, 2017
Here is your hotel room. There are two electrical outlets hidden behind heavy furniture in the hardest to reach corners of the room. Enjoy.
‘ Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) November 1, 2017
that freaking stair…. #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/Jjg3PonZW9
‘ abby grau (@abby_grau13) October 29, 2017
I put these on and tried to walk away, but I stumbled pic.twitter.com/PMl5CnTEVO
‘ lee harvey (@heavy_flames) October 26, 2017
Kid: trick or treat
Me [hands him a skateboard]: trick
Kid [stares blankly]: …
Me: yeah I didn't think so. Get the fuck outta here‘ David Hughes (@david8hughes) October 7, 2016
Arugala is my favorite vegetable that sounds like it's drowning.
‘ Stalk Me Amadeus (@tweetsvisual) November 1, 2017
I ‘m happy with most of the Lion King cast but THIS could be a big mistake: pic.twitter.com/NHuU8Etzc7
‘ beloved comedy institution “the pixelated boat ‘ (@pixelatedboat) November 1, 2017
ah the saxophone. the “difficult whistle” as it is sometimes known
‘ andrew / stu (@rinbcage) October 29, 2017
My boy said weed makes you feel the way you should feel without weed. Thats the highest shit I've ever heard.
‘ Post nut clarity (@TiricoHairline) December 27, 2016
Lol this cat looks like it's going thru a divorce and talking abt it in vanity fair pic.twitter.com/JRblvDnyrB
‘ Flora underscore underscore Flora (@Flora__Flora) August 28, 2017
[hands hot dog vendor my credit card] leave it open
‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) July 3, 2016
u think big bird can touch rim be honest
‘ alex smith (@mineifiwildout) October 28, 2017
When your pants suspect something. pic.twitter.com/v9a4pr8Ora
‘ You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 27, 2017
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