13 Signs You’re A Middle-Aged Gen Xer

It seems like it was the 90s just yesterday. But it wasn ‘t! That was more than 17 years ago!

Guess what, Gen X?! You ‘re middle-aged now! Relate to this!

• You try to explain to your teenager why you have a deep, undying crush on the mom in ‘Stranger Things ‘
• “Even Flow ‘ is not so much a Pearl Jam song anymore as it is a reason you ask your doctor about prostate medication.
• Your “I met Steve Guttenberg ‘ story doesn ‘t kill like it used to
• Only clubbing you do is Sam ‘s and Costco
• You burn your podcasts to CDs
• Your oversized, baggy clothing is no longer oversized or baggy
• You work for an internet company but you ‘re not sure what the company does
• You remember when kale was spinach
• The OJ trial is your ‘Harry Potter ‘
• When people ask you to ‘stop ‘ you fight an overwhelming urge to say ‘collaborate and listen ‘
• Your JNCOs fit like skinny jeans now
• You are a Duffer Brother
• Your trucker hat says “Lipitor ‘