By: Mike Glazer
Happy Thanksgiving! Here ‘s a great way to escape your slightly drunk relatives uncomfortable comments over the holidays.
this is the only good skate vid i have seen in my entire life pic.twitter.com/BaTXhbe6jY
‘ drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 17, 2017
Just saw a very stoned young man in the 7/11 look at the selection of chips sadly and say softly “there ‘s too many of you ‘
‘ Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) November 10, 2017
When pepperoni tells a great joke pic.twitter.com/CuCZuO209H
‘ post-corporeal comrade, “ghost” (@yerpalmildsauce) November 11, 2017
Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/e1nC0d7EkR
‘ Tinker Elle (@elle91) February 22, 2017
Thanks, accidentally hysterical ad campaign gif making person. I'll never be able to read Artisanal “normally” again. pic.twitter.com/w2RARGXbRn
‘ Adam P. Knave RCCC O-05 (@adampknave) November 17, 2017
The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
‘ Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) July 1, 2013
my flatmate has just peaked pic.twitter.com/ZInx8T0u1R
‘ em (@em__holt) May 7, 2017
who the fuck calls earth sauce “water”
‘ childish sadbino (@datassque) July 7, 2017
How white dads answer the phone. pic.twitter.com/oWVyWUQ2CW
‘ baby boy (@pasteIshades) November 4, 2017
At one of her meet and greets, Taylor Swift met a young boy who complimented her writing. He went on to say that he also wanted to be a writer, but his friends bullied him for it. Taylor made him promise to ignore them and follow his dreams.
That boy ‘s name? William Shakespeare.
‘ lisa simpson kin (@gayIorswift13) November 13, 2017
HER: So, you're a writer! What's your book about?
JACK DOUGLAS: Uh pic.twitter.com/YSD5v2uSh2
‘ Ponk (@P_o_n_k) November 20, 2017
Someone tell me why I thought this lady ‘s hair was a dog wearing sunglasses pic.twitter.com/rqrEoPg4RQ
‘ gab (@GabbyyMartinez) November 16, 2017
they rlly be finessing our ass lmaoo pic.twitter.com/6LmKkJuyOM
‘ raymond (@franco_713) November 19, 2017
My friend's toddler babbled “don't forget to subscribe” as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means “goodbye”
‘ Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 6, 2017
find what u love and pay partial attention to it while checking yr phone
‘ melissa broder (@melissabroder) November 20, 2017