22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

this is the only good skate vid i have seen in my entire life pic.twitter.com/BaTXhbe6jY

‘ drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) November 17, 2017

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Just saw a very stoned young man in the 7/11 look at the selection of chips sadly and say softly “there ‘s too many of you ‘

‘ Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) November 10, 2017

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When pepperoni tells a great joke pic.twitter.com/CuCZuO209H

‘ post-corporeal comrade, “ghost” (@yerpalmildsauce) November 11, 2017

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Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/e1nC0d7EkR

‘ Tinker Elle (@elle91) February 22, 2017

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Thanks, accidentally hysterical ad campaign gif making person. I'll never be able to read Artisanal “normally” again. pic.twitter.com/w2RARGXbRn

‘ Adam P. Knave RCCC O-05 (@adampknave) November 17, 2017

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The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.

‘ Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) July 1, 2013

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my flatmate has just peaked pic.twitter.com/ZInx8T0u1R

‘ em (@em__holt) May 7, 2017

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who the fuck calls earth sauce “water”

‘ childish sadbino (@datassque) July 7, 2017

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How white dads answer the phone. pic.twitter.com/oWVyWUQ2CW

‘ baby boy (@pasteIshades) November 4, 2017

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At one of her meet and greets, Taylor Swift met a young boy who complimented her writing. He went on to say that he also wanted to be a writer, but his friends bullied him for it. Taylor made him promise to ignore them and follow his dreams.
That boy ‘s name? William Shakespeare.

‘ lisa simpson kin (@gayIorswift13) November 13, 2017

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HER: So, you're a writer! What's your book about?
JACK DOUGLAS: Uh pic.twitter.com/YSD5v2uSh2

‘ Ponk (@P_o_n_k) November 20, 2017

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Someone tell me why I thought this lady ‘s hair was a dog wearing sunglasses pic.twitter.com/rqrEoPg4RQ

‘ gab (@GabbyyMartinez) November 16, 2017

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they rlly be finessing our ass lmaoo pic.twitter.com/6LmKkJuyOM

‘ raymond (@franco_713) November 19, 2017

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My friend's toddler babbled “don't forget to subscribe” as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means “goodbye”

‘ Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 6, 2017

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i think about this so much pic.twitter.com/EfoWM9M3ju

‘ reaghan (@reaghanhunt) November 19, 2017

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find what u love and pay partial attention to it while checking yr phone

‘ melissa broder (@melissabroder) November 20, 2017