Grandfather Names Game of Thrones Characters

An Open Letter To Johnny Depp and Jerry Bruckheimer: Dear Sirs, It has come to my attention that you are planning on producing a fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean film. I would like very much to portray a pirate in said film. I submit for your consideration this body of pirate acting. Thank you for your time, and I hope this message reaches you in good spirits. Fondly, Chuck McCarthy