Hey guys, professional shadow puppet master Francisco Randazzo here. I know what you ‘re thinking: ‘Hey Frank, there haven ‘t been any new innovations in shadow puppets in what ‘ 75 years?!” And you ‘re right! How is it possible that Apple just released a computer you wear on your wrist yet we ‘re all still stuck doing that lame rabbit guy when it comes to shadow puppets?! Well, worry no more friends of the shadow! Today I ‘ll show you a bunch of super-cool brand-new tricks guaranteed to win you friends and get you laid.
As you may have heard, Apple released “Siri,” a voice-activated assistant as part of their new iOS. What you may not have heard is that you can unlock a feature that lets Rick Perry respond to your questions and needs. Take a look.