By: Tweet @ Trump
The week President Trump did exactly what he ‘d promised he would do when elected president – screw over the working class.
1) “Mr. President I heard they ‘re behind the Vegas shootings ‘
‘ John Durant (@johndurant) December 19, 2017
2) “That ‘s what I meant ‘
Yep, the people of Alabama did the right thing by electing Doug Jones. #TheResistance
‘ Nancy Sinatra (@NancySinatra) December 13, 2017
3) Yes NIFOC
@realDonaldTrump u up?
‘ Lis Smith (@Lis_Smith) December 13, 2017
4) He ‘s the reason for the treason
Who wrote this!? This is NOT my beautiful orange son!
‘ White Jesus (@ASS__Jesus) December 13, 2017
5) New playoff strategy
Mr. President is there any chance we Clevelanders could convince you to give your full-throated support to The Baltimore @Ravens and guarantee their victory this Sunday? The @Browns could really use a win.
‘ Mike Polk Jr. (@mikepolkjr) December 13, 2017
6) That ‘s mall she wrote
JUST IN: Moore banned from another mall. pic.twitter.com/VZfPEcdgQc
‘ Sarah Pittarelli (@SarahPittarelli) December 13, 2017
7) Let me look into my crystal ballsack
‘ Dan (@DanHowdle) December 18, 2017
8) Keep that Trump Train rollin ‘
Almost all railroads are privately owned and are subject to free enterprise. But keep up the deregulation bud!
‘ Travon Free (@Travon) December 18, 2017
9) Vegas wouldn ‘t take those odds
‘ Tara Gordon (@islandgirl222) December 15, 2017
10) “Have seen every episode of ‘Night Court ‘ though ‘
Q. Can you at least tell me if you know what a courtroom is?
A. ‘ ‘
A. Ah, uh, erm, well, it ‘s it ‘s it ‘s it ‘s ‘
Q. Court. Room.
A. Yes yes. Um, as as a, uh, room. Or as a a a thing?
A. Ah, yes. I ‘m, well, I haven ‘t see ‘seen one myself, um, per se.
‘ Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) December 15, 2017
11) Credit where credit is due
Kobe is a few games away from retirement so his old frenemy Shaq wrote him a letter with advice on what to expect from retirement.
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