The 10 Best Twitter Reactions About Nothing This Week

I am most jealous of Benjamin Button because he could show up on a Forbes “25 under 25 ‘ list wrinkled as hell & proud af

‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 17, 2018

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When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for pic.twitter.com/NqA9jtFjG9

‘ Sequel Memes (@SequelMemes) January 17, 2018

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I just did a Buzzfeed “which Harry Potter character are you? ‘ Quiz and I got Lexington Steele

‘ Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) January 17, 2018

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Tfw you see your first New York City rat. pic.twitter.com/tGJIMsNgPM

‘ Isaiah Lester (@isaiahlester) January 18, 2018

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ME: Don ‘t even TALK to me until I ‘ve had my coffee!

BARISTA: Haha, what can I get you?

ME: What did I just fucking say

‘ Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) January 17, 2018

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“Oh, we're $16 now.”
– Salads

‘ Mark Magark (@markedly) January 17, 2018

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pic.twitter.com/b2iwejXxQ0

‘ sarah (@artdisease) January 14, 2018

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cop: have you been drinking
me: no
cop: can you blow into this
me: is… that soup?
cop: it's too hot

‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) January 17, 2018

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WASH YOUR HANDS FREQUENTLY AND WELL

‘ Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) January 15, 2018

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Me eating my chicken Alfredo while Twitter slanders it to death pic.twitter.com/lqgXRzbZsV

‘ lonyonc ‘ (@AmazonLoni) January 18, 2018

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Enjoy the clean feeling you have right now while it lasts.