By: It's Internet Time
Let ‘s enjoy that Trump did a thing this week and society as a whole decided to ignore it. These are the week ‘s best tweets about nothing.
I am most jealous of Benjamin Button because he could show up on a Forbes “25 under 25 ‘ list wrinkled as hell & proud af
‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 17, 2018
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for pic.twitter.com/NqA9jtFjG9
‘ Sequel Memes (@SequelMemes) January 17, 2018
I just did a Buzzfeed “which Harry Potter character are you? ‘ Quiz and I got Lexington Steele
‘ Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) January 17, 2018
Tfw you see your first New York City rat. pic.twitter.com/tGJIMsNgPM
‘ Isaiah Lester (@isaiahlester) January 18, 2018
ME: Don ‘t even TALK to me until I ‘ve had my coffee!
BARISTA: Haha, what can I get you?
ME: What did I just fucking say
‘ Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) January 17, 2018
“Oh, we're $16 now.”
‘ Mark Magark (@markedly) January 17, 2018
‘ sarah (@artdisease) January 14, 2018
cop: have you been drinking
cop: can you blow into this
me: is… that soup?
cop: it's too hot
‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) January 17, 2018
WASH YOUR HANDS FREQUENTLY AND WELL
‘ Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) January 15, 2018
Mexican President Enrique Pe ‘a Nieto addresses the people of Mexico and the USA following Donald Trump’s unexpected visit to America’s southern neighbor.
As an NFL player, it can be a real struggle to decide whether to kneel or stand during the national anthem.
After checking out ridiculous VHS box art for B-movies, Kevin Smith, Robert Kirkman and Scott Aukerman pitch the odd retro films to Chris. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows available now. http://on.cc.com/1e85GN8