By: A Converse All-Star Sneaker
“I Am An All-Star, Rihanna. Will You Date Me?” by A Converse Sneaker
“I see an opportunity, and I ‘m seizing it. ‘ -Me
What ‘s up what ‘s up? It ‘s me, ya boy.
Your favorite sneaker.
The O.G.
The AKA Mr Chuck T.
The first-ever shoe, ever.
I ‘m in all your closets.
I ‘m the thin, the fashionable. The horniest shoe on the block ‘
It ‘s me! The CONVERSE ALL-STAR (left, size 11).
Okay, lace up. Let ‘s get into it.
Call me crazy, but I think I ‘ve got a chance with contemporary R&B / dance-pop GODDESS, Rihanna.
Let me explain.
In 2014, Joel Embiid, a player for the Philadelphia 76ers, disclosed in an interview that he met Rihanna, and had Asked Her Out! Well, apparently, she told him “Come back when you ‘re an All-Star. ‘