What ‘s up what ‘s up? It ‘s me, ya boy. Your favorite sneaker. The O.G. The AKA Mr Chuck T. The first-ever shoe, ever. I ‘m in all your closets. I ‘m the thin, the fashionable. The horniest shoe on the block ‘
It ‘s me! The CONVERSE ALL-STAR (left, size 11).
Okay, lace up. Let ‘s get into it.
Call me crazy, but I think I ‘ve got a chance with contemporary R&B / dance-pop GODDESS, Rihanna.
Let me explain.
In 2014, Joel Embiid, a player for the Philadelphia 76ers, disclosed in an interview that he met Rihanna, and had Asked Her Out! Well, apparently, she told him “Come back when you ‘re an All-Star. ‘
This is the truth… I was trying to get with this famous girl and she said ” Come back when you're a All Star” bruhh pic.twitter.com/CFBnRqnKMA
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Gather round this here bonfire to hear a tale… OF RICK HUNGER. He’s tricky enough to find you anywhere. Think you’re safe in yer fancy pantsy yoga class stretchin’ out yer glutes? Guess again, Gus.
Michael becomes the greatest surfer of all time thanks do his Guardian Angel, but now that he ‘s achieved his dream – how does he get the ghost of Captain Johnno to leave him alone?
In a late celebration of That Sucks Day, Chris Kluwe, Tom Ellis and Rachel Feinstein vent about life’s disappointments, from NFL to Tinder. Watch full episodes of @midnight now — no login required: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T @midnight with Chris Hardwick airs weeknights at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.