By: Funny Or Die
Roseanne partially blamed being on Ambein (and it being Memorial Day??) for calling former President Barack Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett an offspring of the “Muslim Brotherhood & Planet of the Apes. ‘ ABC swiftly cancelled her show, and the internet swiftly responded as well.
Here are the best responses from the internet.
The maker of Ambien just announced its newest side effect is sick burns. pic.twitter.com/FRM4UCfDVp
‘ shauna (@goldengateblond) May 30, 2018
WE! JUST! TOOK! AMBIEN! pic.twitter.com/esu3IMj8gu
‘ Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 30, 2018
First they came for Roseanne, and I said nothing, because Roseanne sucks. Then they came for Bill Maher, and I said nothing, because Bill Maher also sucks.
‘ David Hill (@davehill77) May 29, 2018
Roseanne puts the “Ambien ‘ in “I am bein ‘ racist ‘
‘ Eli Braden (@EliBraden) May 30, 2018
“We must build a world where everyone is treated with equal respect and opportunity, no matter their race, creed or sexual orientation. ‘
‘ David Duke tweeting on Ambien
‘ Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 30, 2018
Roseanne's Ambien tweets: this black woman looks like a monkey
Everyone else's Ambien tweets: what if boobs had butts
‘ Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) May 30, 2018
If. It. Was. Really. Ambien. You ‘d. Have. Been. Learning. Sade. Lyrics. On. YouTube.
‘ Paul Danke (@pauldanke) May 30, 2018
guys i went and rewatched the ambien commercial and whoa pic.twitter.com/4AZ69Mdanf
‘ Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) May 30, 2018
Odd. Roseanne tweeting on Ambien sounds just like Roseanne tweeting without Ambien. #RoseanneCancelled
‘ Karl Frisch (@KarlFrisch) May 30, 2018
The same people mad about Roseanne's free speech being violated lost their shit when Michelle Wolf cracked a joke about Sarah Sanders' make-up. https://t.co/jx2DUv4TkK
‘ Mark Serrels (@Serrels) May 29, 2018
“Ambien made me racist” is a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off https://t.co/pU6pUzCrj9
‘ Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 30, 2018
I love that conservatives are coming for Bill Maher as revenge for Roseanne. It's like if I took your ice cream cone and you retaliated by adding sprinkles
‘ Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) May 30, 2018
Ah. She was “Ambien tweeting ‘. Is that like “Ambien voting ‘? Asking for a nation.
‘ Spencer Garrett (@1SpencerGarrett) May 30, 2018
Who among us hasn ‘t taken Ambien, sleepwalked down to the fridge, and posted dozens of racist tweets over several years
‘ Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 30, 2018
Roseanne canceled. Sixers GM had burner accounts trashing Hinkie, Embiid, Fultz and Noel. Drake worked with ICE to keep his child secret. It's been a hell of a Tuesday night.
‘ Zito (@_Zeets) May 30, 2018
“my bad, the ambien had me wildin”
– American slave owners
‘ Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) May 30, 2018
If watching ‘Home Alone’ has taught me anything, it’s that being a grown up is terrifying, and filled with predators. They seemingly lurk around every corner and try to squeeze through every dog door. And while this film is a romp through family-friendly adventure, it also imparts the basics of how to handle the real world/adulthood/not-fun-time.
BAIT is a comedy short of sorts that follows a laid-back fella who is literally yanked into a conversation with extra-terrestrials where he must answer very personal and very important questions. — bait (2017) Written, Directed, Edited, & Produced by Daniel Bracey imdb.com/title/tt7157920/ facebook.com/porkchopexpressprod/ twitter.com/danbracey instagram.com/danieljbracey