By: Funny Or Die
After about 8 million allegations of corruption, Scott Pruitt has finally decided to listen to the citizens who constantly approach him in public to ask him to resign in person. Thanks, citizens!
Here are the internet ‘s funniest reactions to the news:
Scott Pruitt's resignation is his first environmentally friendly move
‘ Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) July 5, 2018
scott pruitt resigning is like someone storming out of a restaurant after they ‘ve already eaten all the food
‘ Ziwe (@ziwe) July 5, 2018
Scott Pruitt has resigned from the EPA to focus on his passion project: killing Captain Planet.
‘ Diners, Drive-Ins and Dies ‘ (@TimDuffy) July 5, 2018
Statement from CREW on the resignation of Scott Pruitt: “Good.” pic.twitter.com/TZHMHBFAQo
‘ Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 5, 2018
Can we demand that Scott Pruitt pay us back? Asking for a nation of ripped-off taxpayers.
‘ Wil ‘this account mocks fascists’ Wheaton (@wilw) July 5, 2018
Scott Pruitt falls victim to Trump ‘s strict 58-strike policy. https://t.co/WuESdfnmzZ
‘ Late Night with Seth Meyers (@LateNightSeth) July 5, 2018
cut to Scott Pruitt loading up a van with stolen office supplies
‘ Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) July 5, 2018
Scott Pruitt jamming his pockets with EPA cafeteria mayo packets
‘ Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) July 5, 2018
Scott Pruitt is the first person to ever strip copper wiring from the White House
‘ hot couch and blaring DVD menu music (@ByYourLogic) July 5, 2018
Scott Pruitt would have been gone weeks ago but the bespoke stationery for his resignation letter hadn ‘t arrived from Milan.
‘ Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 5, 2018
Congratulations to Scott Pruitt for lasting approximately 50.4 scaramuccis despite the nine or ten various investigations into his corruption.
‘ Charlotte Clymer ?? (@cmclymer) July 5, 2018
Possible replacements for Scott Pruitt…
– Tomi Lahren
– A 1993 Hummer H1
– Scott Baio
– A big bottle of moisturizer
– James Woods
– The cow from the Chic-fil-A ads
– Jeanine Pirro
– Roseanne Barr
– The curly hair gun girl
– An AR-15
‘ Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) July 5, 2018
live video of Scott Pruitt leaving DC pic.twitter.com/BMDhDk7TWD
‘ shauna (@goldengateblond) July 5, 2018
Scott Pruitt being driven away from EPA HQ in a Hummer limo, followed by a second Hummer limo full of EPA-branded office supplies
‘ Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 5, 2018
Pouring out a bottle of hand lotion from the Ritz-Carlton in honor of Scott Pruitt.
‘ Kashana (@kashanacauley) July 5, 2018
Reading through wikileaks, I was able to track down President Obama’s itinerary for President’s Day 2011 and lemme tell you this guy is cooler than I thought.
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