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10 Prime Day Deals We Don’t Need At All But Will Buy Out Of Boredom

Amazon Prime

Free 30 days of Amazon Prime

Because having Prime is the only way you ‘ll be able to get any of these deals ‘.

Amazon Prime

6 month free trial for College Kids

You ‘ll be drowning in student loans and debt for the rest of your life, so why not get a 6 month free trial and buy a bunch of shit you don ‘t need cause you ‘re screwed anyway?

Ring Video Doorbell

$75 Off

ME: Ding Dong

YOU: Who ‘s There?

ME: The Ring Video Doorbell Pro! This product works with Alexa, which means you can see, hear and speak to anyone at your door from your smartphone, tablet or PC. So, HARD PASS to answering the front door for your neighbor who is always asking to borrow a cup of sugar. BUY YOUR OWN, MRS. JOHNSON. JESUS CHRIST!

BCOZZY Chin Supporting Pillow

30% Off

We ‘ve all been there. You ‘re on an airplane. Stuck in the middle seat. The dude on your right took your armrest and the lady on your left won ‘t stop yapping. What ‘s a poor soul to do? Buy the BCOZZY Extra Large Chin Supporting Travel Pillow, of course! Not only is this product way comfortable, but you also kind of look like you have a snake as a neck brace, and honestly, there ‘s nothing more badass than that.

Fire TV Stick

50% Off

Give Mom and Dad (or yourself) the gift of one remote that does everything. Because having 17 different remotes is so 1998*.

*1998: Included, but not limited to: eating bagel bites, watching The Oprah Winfrey Show after school, crippling self doubt, anxiety and depression, butterfly clips.

Echo Dot

Save $20 (40% off)

Not only does this bad boy let you call or message anyone you ‘d like, but it also controls lights, fans, TVs, and switches AND works on its own as a smart alarm clock. Plus you can ask Alexa to play “Sailing ‘ by Christopher Cross as many times as you ‘d like, which we think is an extra bonus you *truly* can ‘t put a price on.

Senso Bluetooth Earbuds

Under $25

The Senso Bluetooth Earbuds have a new and improved lithium polymer battery, which allows seamless enjoyment of music for up to 8 hours, and 240 hours stand-by with a quick charge of only 1.5 hours. And by seamless enjoyment of music, we mean playing “Sailing ‘ by Christopher Cross for 8 hours straight.

Fire HD 8 Tablet

Just $50 (~40% off)

They don ‘t call it the Fire Tablet for no reason. 12 hours of battery life, 1.5 GB of RAM, and Dolby Audio, this next generation tablet is even more durable than the latest iPad. With access to Netflix, HBO, Spotify and Showtime, you ‘ll never be bored again. Plus, Prime members get unlimited access to over a thousand books and magazines, millions of songs* and thousands of movies and TV episodes – at no additional cost.

* “Sailing ‘ by Christopher Cross

Nintendo Switch Bundle

Includes $40 worth of bonuses (eShop gift card and 64gb microSD)

Look, the Nintendo Switch doesn ‘t give you the ability to hear “Sailing ‘ by Christopher Cross, but it does enable gamers to play the same title wherever, whenever and with whomever they choose, so I guess that ‘s pretty cool too. Or whatever.

Nintendo New 3DS XL – Super NES Edition + Super Mario Kart for SNES

25 % off ‘ Save $50

Do I need to play Super Mario Kart all day?


Will I?

*extreme Mario voice*

Here we goooo!

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