By: Darren Miller
How Did This Moth Get Inside This Umpire ‘s Ear?

In the latest subtle indication that the apocalypse is upon us, umpire Bruce Dreckman went to the Yankees dugout in the middle of the Yankees-White Sox game last night, and the Yankees trainer somehow PULLED A LIVE MOTH FROM INSIDE HIS EAR CANAL.
And somehow, instead of puking, feinting, and then dying, he just laughed it off like it was no big deal.