By: Tamara Yajia
I have no personality

Listen…I was born dumb and I'm still dumb…
Luckily I also don ‘t have good looks.
Thank you for listening to this rant.
By: Tamara Yajia
Listen…I was born dumb and I'm still dumb…
Thank you for listening to this rant.
Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?
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