By: Tamara Yajia
This morning, I woke up to an incredible article by Splinter, that talked about how the Texas GOP ‘s strategy of attack ads against Beto O ‘Rourke is only serving the purpose of pointing out how hot he is.
The attack ads consist of posting early mug shots of him looking like a total babe…
There's always the chance that Robert “Beto ‘ O ‘Rourke won ‘t debate Senator Cruz because he got into a hazy situation… pic.twitter.com/4nmd42AEkl
‘ Texas GOP (@TexasGOP) August 29, 2018
and a band photo of him looking like a cutie
Maybe Beto can ‘t debate Ted Cruz because he already had plans… pic.twitter.com/LdqKTh3yK4
‘ Texas GOP (@TexasGOP) August 28, 2018
This led me down a rabbit hole of digging for pics of Beto O ‘ Rourke and vomiting heart emojis at my computer. Anyways, I've curated a hand picked gallery of the hottest pics of Beto. Enjoy!
Here he is shredding. I ‘m in love.
Not sure if this is his kid, but he would make the hottest dad!
Liking it, loving it…
I wish I was this microphone.
Ok, I just found out he ‘s happily married to a babe and I respect that.
But a girl can dream, right?
And last but not least, this video of him skateboarding at a Whataburger in McAllen, Texas. I ‘m dead.
Check out his official website here.
Facebook now allows users to choose a legacy contact: Someone to take care of your account in the event of your death. Mark Ruffalo, I ‘ve chosen you.
Last year, we successfully predicted Jared Fogle’s shocking arrest (look it up!). This year we’re feeling cocky AF.