It ‘s The Anniversary Of Ted Cruz Liking A Porn Tweet On 9/11
In case this slipped under your radar, exactly one year ago today, we all woke up to the news that Texas Senator and all around terrible person, Ted Cruz, had fav ‘d a porn tweet on 9/11. What kind of porn, you may ask? Incest porn.
Ted Cruz quickly blamed it on a staffer, stating “It was not me, and it ‘s not going to happen again, ‘ in an interview with ‘CNN ‘s Dana Bash. He then added “there are a number of people on the team that have access to the account and it appears that someone inadvertently hit the like button ‘. ‘
We are reminiscing this unforgettable occurrence in American history by bringing you the funniest tweets about Ted Cruz jerking off on 9/11:
On a lighter note, today is the 1st anniversary of Ted Cruz pounding his dick on 9/11 pic.twitter.com/2Lh5VvvzDP
‘ Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 11, 2018
[extremely ted cruz voice]: time for a little porn-a-roonie
‘ KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) September 12, 2017
good morning ONLY to the bespectacled actress in ted cruz's favorite porn clip i hope she's having a great week
‘ david bynch (@soalexgoes) September 11, 2018
People give Ted Cruz shit about liking a porn tweet once as if that ‘s not the most normal and relatable thing he ever did.
‘ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 1, 2018
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