By: Funny Or Die
Outstanding Comedy Series
Atlanta, but I want to take this opportunity to say that my father in law played Big Head ‘s dad on Silicon Valley and I am very proud of him. He is the best father in law a girl could ask for, and I hope he never remembers that time his son and I were having loud sex and he asked us to “shut the fuck up. ‘ Also, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is very dear to my heart because I was raised in a cult.
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
I have a feeling William H Macy is gonna win this one. He is so beautiful. Like a cherub that ‘s stood the test of time. William H Macy is poetry personified. Here ‘s a picture of him wearing a scarf.
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
This one is tough, but I'm going to have to go with Vivian Vance as Ethel Mertz.
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Henry Winkler will win this one, solely based on how cool his name is.
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
I must say I'm pretty angry that Cecily Strong wasn ‘t nominated. She has been one of the funniest women in SNL history and has never been nominated. For that reason, I'm boycotting this category and everyone can go fuck themselves.
Outstanding Animated Program
I cannot and will not choose between South Park and The Simpsons, but if I must I ‘d go with Family Guy.
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Ed Harris scares the shit out of me in Westworld. His character ‘s actual name is “THE MAN IN BLACK, ‘ and for that he is my pic.
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
There should be a law that states that Sandra Oh must win any award she is ever nominated for. Next question.
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
How sexy are all these men? I think they should all give me a kiss.
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Aunt Lydia is one of my favorite characters that has ever existed in the history of TV. Ann Down looks like a if Kathy Bates and Lily Tomlin had a child and that basically makes her God.
Outstanding Drama Series
Based on how hard and fast I binged this show I'm going to have to give it to The Crown. I have never inhaled a television show that fast. Game Of Thrones is on another level though, they deserve a Nobel prize or something.
Outstanding Variety Talk Series
I have spent too many nights depressed in bed, being cheered up by watching Jimmy Kimmel Live, so not only do I think he should win for Outstanding Variety Talk Series, but he should also win best therapist that I have never met.
Outstanding Variety Sketch Series
Drunk History wins if they let me come on the show and talk about ‘The Dancing Plague ‘ a bizarre medieval disease that involved ‘spontaneous and continuous dancing by crowds of people ‘until they collapsed through exhaustion.
Tune in to the Emmy ‘s this Monday at 8 PM ET/ 5 PM PT hosted by Michael Che and Colin Jost on NBC.