Stormy Daniels said Trump ‘s Penis Looks Like The Mushroom From Mario Kart And The Internet Is Losing It

Stormy Daniels says Trump's private parts resemble Toad from Mario Kart, with 'Yeti pubes' https://t.co/3eFgspy1TC pic.twitter.com/HW5hcejRQV

‘ New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) September 18, 2018

So, of course, Twitter erupted with jokes, so we picked out some of our favorites for you.

all I want on this earth is for sarah huckabee sanders to deny it. to come out, glare menacingly at all the nice reporters in the crowd, and say “no the president ‘s penis does not look like the little mushroom from mario kart ‘

‘ KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) September 18, 2018

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Breaking: Trump releases letter from 69 women stating his dick does not look like Toad from Mario Kart and its nickname is actually Donkey Schlong.

‘ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 18, 2018

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MORNING! Anyone wanna play Mario Kart?

‘ Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) September 18, 2018

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HEY

WHAT IS MARIO KART pic.twitter.com/NVJYJ3lzwi

‘ Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) September 18, 2018

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MARIO KART IS TRENDING OMG I BET A NEW GAME IS COMI… pic.twitter.com/qWImljDdsg

‘ Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 18, 2018

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I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm willing to bet that Melania Trump hasn't played Mario Kart in a long time.

‘ Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) September 18, 2018

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Social media manager for Super Mario Kart debating whether employment is worth it

‘ Jason Goldman (@goldman) September 18, 2018

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My favorite part about Trump having a penis like Toad from Mario Kart is that Flint still doesn't have clean water.

‘ Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) September 18, 2018

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It just dawned on me that, at some point this morning, someone is going to have to explain what MARIO KART is to Trump and probably show him pictures of Toad. I would give anything to hear a recording of that conversation.

‘ Scott Wampler ‘ (@ScottWamplerBMD) September 18, 2018

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mike pence probably at home ordering every mario kart game ever made

‘ m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) September 18, 2018

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My first improv group was named Yeti Pubes and we opened for Mushroom Dick

‘ Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) September 18, 2018

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The only thing worse than Stormy Daniels saying Trump ‘s penis looked like the mushroom from Mario Kart would have been if she said his dick looked like Mario.

‘ Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) September 18, 2018

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