Stormy Daniels said Trump ‘s Penis Looks Like The Mushroom From Mario Kart And The Internet Is Losing It

If you wondered why “Mario Kart ‘ was trending this morning, it ‘s not what you think. Nintendo didn ‘t add a new character, or release a new edition of the game. What DID happen, is that in her new book titled “Full Disclosure, ‘ Stephanie Clifford, also known as Stormy Daniels, stated that Donald Trump ‘s penis has a resemblance to “Toad, ‘ the mushroom character from Mario Kart.