Stormy Daniels said Trump ‘s Penis Looks Like The Mushroom From Mario Kart And The Internet Is Losing It
If you wondered why “Mario Kart ‘ was trending this morning, it ‘s not what you think. Nintendo didn ‘t add a new character, or release a new edition of the game. What DID happen, is that in her new book titled “Full Disclosure, ‘ Stephanie Clifford, also known as Stormy Daniels, stated that Donald Trump ‘s penis has a resemblance to “Toad, ‘ the mushroom character from Mario Kart.
Stormy Daniels says Trump's private parts resemble Toad from Mario Kart, with 'Yeti pubes' https://t.co/3eFgspy1TC pic.twitter.com/HW5hcejRQV
‘ New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) September 18, 2018
So, of course, Twitter erupted with jokes, so we picked out some of our favorites for you.
all I want on this earth is for sarah huckabee sanders to deny it. to come out, glare menacingly at all the nice reporters in the crowd, and say “no the president ‘s penis does not look like the little mushroom from mario kart ‘
‘ KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) September 18, 2018
Breaking: Trump releases letter from 69 women stating his dick does not look like Toad from Mario Kart and its nickname is actually Donkey Schlong.
‘ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 18, 2018
MORNING! Anyone wanna play Mario Kart?
‘ Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) September 18, 2018
HEY
WHAT IS MARIO KART pic.twitter.com/NVJYJ3lzwi
‘ Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) September 18, 2018
MARIO KART IS TRENDING OMG I BET A NEW GAME IS COMI… pic.twitter.com/qWImljDdsg
‘ Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 18, 2018
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm willing to bet that Melania Trump hasn't played Mario Kart in a long time.
‘ Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) September 18, 2018
Social media manager for Super Mario Kart debating whether employment is worth it
‘ Jason Goldman (@goldman) September 18, 2018
My favorite part about Trump having a penis like Toad from Mario Kart is that Flint still doesn't have clean water.
‘ Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) September 18, 2018
It just dawned on me that, at some point this morning, someone is going to have to explain what MARIO KART is to Trump and probably show him pictures of Toad. I would give anything to hear a recording of that conversation.
‘ Scott Wampler ‘ (@ScottWamplerBMD) September 18, 2018
mike pence probably at home ordering every mario kart game ever made
‘ m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) September 18, 2018
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