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Eminem Disses Everything (MGK Response) (Parody)

Brent Pella embodies the spirit of Eminem as he fires back with a new diss track toward Machine Gun Kelly…and everyone else.

Written & Directed by Brent Pella

DP: Danny Neal
Camera: Patrick Bellante, Elijah Kiter

Tim de la Motte
Patrick Quinn
Jules the Dog
Morgan Jay


Yea ‘you know sometimes ‘I just want to punch the world in the dick

I hear a lot of people out there talking trash

So to everybody who hated on me, this one ‘s for you

Starting with Machine Gun Kelly more like BB Gun Bitch

You ‘re not sick

I ‘ll stab you in the dick with a pixie stick and eat hot grits

Out of a baseball mitt while I show off my tits

You just got DISSED

I ‘m coming for EVERYBODY

NO ONE is safe

Check out this dude named Stu at the Jiffy Lube

He didn ‘t give me 10 percent off of my oil change RUDE

Let me guess, you hated my last album too

Man fuck you stu! FUCK YOU STU!

You should have honored my coupon

Now you better keep my name out of your mouth like a stale crouton

Here ‘s something to chew on, you bout to get smoked like a new bong

For sleeping on me like a futon


Plus you going bald bitch

Who ‘s next – you! What? What ‘s your name! Jay. Did you like my last album? I, uh ‘

Ok Jay, here ‘s what we ‘re gonna do today I ‘m gonna ruin your life, I ‘m gonna bury your wife

I ‘ll cut your children in to tiny pieces with a butterknife

Then we ‘ll drive through the night with a gallon of Sprite while I play audio tapes of me F*cking Betty White

I ‘ll play some Fortnite while you check my scalp for lice, then I ‘ma drown you in a thousand egg whites

You just got DISSED

You just got DISSED

HA! I heard this dog talking shit about my last album

Look at this dog, doggity flog, vloggity woggity floggity flog

Floggity flog, floggity flog, vloggity vloggity floggity vlog

Floggity flog, vloggity vlog, floggity floggity floggity dog



What ‘s up mr. Popsicle? I heard you talking mad shit!

Well now I ‘m bout to break you in your popsicle dick

So really you more like a popsicle ass bitch

This popsicle ain ‘t never seen an obstacle it ‘s probable this popsicle doesn ‘t even taste tropical

I mess it up so hard i send it to a popsicle hospital

Cuz when it comes to frozen treats I am diabolical – so fuck popsicles!

Let this be a lesson for everybody

You gonna talk trash about me? You better be ready. Cuz I ‘m coming for YOU


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