By: Funny Or Die
Comedians Respond To The Dr. Ford/Kavanaugh Hearing

The Brett Kavanaugh hearing was one of the most difficult things we as a nation have all watched together. No one was laughing, and it certainly wasn ‘t “time for jokes. ‘ But many in the comedy community did walk that tightrope expertly to offer some much needed levity, catharsis, and sharp satire. We ‘ve collected our favorite contributions below.
The response to this event was nowhere near the he-said-she-said experience that the hearings were. There were also many great contributions of solidarity and support from men. Unfortunately we just didn ‘t have the space to feature any this time. Maybe some other time.
Today's hearing reminds us that to really tell a woman's story, one must begin with a 15-minute preamble from an elderly man about why her story is suspicious. #KavanaughHearings
‘ Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 27, 2018
Remember when that guy got away with attempted rape then yelled at us for it
‘ Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 28, 2018
Huge blow to Kavanaugh. He loves bars. https://t.co/lUDxxbwMui
‘ Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 28, 2018
THIS JUST IN: Lindsey Graham has landed the big lead in the community play!!
‘ Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) September 27, 2018
lol bitch i dont believe you didnt assault someone just because you went to a wnba game once
‘ Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 27, 2018
Wanna feel old? Today started 62 years ago
‘ Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 27, 2018
SOME GUY AT THE GYM JUST TRIED RO CHANGE THE CHANNEL FEOM THE KAVANAUGH STUFF ANS THREE WOMEN WHIPPED AROUND TO LOOK AT HIM & HE WAS LIKE “WRONG TV! WRONG TV SORRY! ‘
‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 27, 2018
(I was one of the ladies for the sake of transparency)
‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 27, 2018
“Additionally, my sperm has produced not one but TWO women ‘
‘ Langan Kingsley ? (@thisislangan) September 27, 2018
Wow Kavanaugh, why so emotional? You on your period or something?
‘ Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) September 27, 2018
so the trauma survivor was calm and measured & the guy who is trying to be the highest judge couldn ‘t stop yelling ok just checking
‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 28, 2018
I think this is the part of the job interview where they tell him “no ‘
‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 28, 2018
I ‘d like to offer some relief to anyone who had a rough day today by writing the word choad a bunch of times:
CHOAD CHOAD CHOAD CHOAD CHOAD CHOAD CHOAD CHOAD CHOad CHOAD CHOAD‘ Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 28, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh answers every question like you just backed into his BMW
‘ Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) September 27, 2018
If a woman were openly weeping, refusing to answer questions, and screaming about her innocence, she wouldn ‘t even be allowed in the food court.
‘ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 28, 2018
Tfw you ‘ve never been held accountable for your actions pic.twitter.com/20qOsUTZa8
‘ Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) September 27, 2018
If you ‘ve come across any more, please share with us in the comments.
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