By: Ben Rosen
The 13 Least Scary Halloween Stock Photos
“Yes, I ‘ll hold. ‘ [smooth jazz music plays]
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There ‘s nothing spookier than forgetting your Friday meeting with accounting
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“I vant to show you my record collection ‘
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Sure, he ‘s undead, but that doesn ‘t mean he can ‘t wear a helpful name tag
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BOW BEFORE THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS OR YOU SHALL INDEED FEEL HIS WRATH
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Honestly, it ‘s so admirable how flexible this guy is with his travel plans
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When you ‘re zombies but you ‘re also a longform improv troupe
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How long did it take you to spot the dog?
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Every full moon, this man is cursed to… WEAR A POLO SHIRT
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He ‘ll give you seven years of bad luck but also seven years of adorable memories
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They ‘re reading the DEAD-ITORIAL SECTION BWA-HA-HA-HA-oh wait no that ‘s just the regular editorial section
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“Okay, the face filter ‘s not working, so come a little closer, good, no wait, take one step back, okay now you have a dog tongue, perfect. ‘
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The Grim Reaper has always been a staunch proponent for increasing public transportation funding
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