By: Funny Or Die
I didn ‘t become obsessed with Lady Gaga until only a few weeks ago and I am deeply ashamed of myself. How did it take me this long? Shame, shame, shame. ‘
I always incorrectly assumed that she tried too hard without actually listening to her music. I even saw ‘A Star Is Born ‘and, to be honest, I wasn ‘t impressed right away either. And then it happened. I woke up the day after seeing the film and it hit me like a motherfucking truck. I WAS OBSESSED. I couldn ‘t stop thinking about Lady Gaga. ‘
I suddenly found myself screaming the lyrics of ‘Shallow ‘ so loud that my coworkers put a bark collar on me. After playing that song approximately 16,000 times, I took a deep dive into her past albums. Oh the glory I had deprived myself of! The pop perfection of ‘Just Dance, ‘ the vocal strength of ‘Bad Romance. ‘ Judas???? How did I sleep on Judas? Then I moved my way up to ‘Joanne. Musical perfection. From ‘Diamond Heart ‘ to ‘John Wayne, ‘ this album is all I think about. ‘
That ‘s why I put together an article where I could give this goddess the shrine she deserves. I picked out my ten favorite Lady Gaga looks...looks so incredibly stunning…I would agree to drink her bath water. ‘
1- The time she wore a chic, oversized suit to the Elle ‘s Women in Hollywood Celebration. If I wore that I would look like Feivel the mouse.
2- When she sang the National Anthem at the Super Bowl in a red ensemble with matching red eyeshadow, which I tried to imitate the other day and got asked if my eyes were bleeding.
3- The iconic Joanne pink hat that I tried to buy as a knockoff on Ebay, except it was floppy and too small for my large head.
4- Wearing her much talked about meat dress, which I still don ‘t understand, but appreciate. Did it smell, tho?
5- At the Grammys, wearing this amazing top that I'd love to wear to Thanksgiving dinner.
6- Should we all bleach our hair, tho?
7- Here ‘s one of her performing at Lollapalooza in 2007. What a baby!
8- GO OFF, QUEEN!!!!
9- As Ally in A Star Is Born. Do you think she and B Cooper actually fell in love during the filming of this movie?
10- Finally, chic Marge Simpsons. STUNNING.