The Funniest Tweets About Social Anxiety

To me, every social engagement is an Escape Room.

‘ Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) November 13, 2018

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god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

‘ the wwI troop defender (@jon_snow_420) October 28, 2015

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My social anxiety is such that I think strangers are talking about me but also assume my friends have forgotten who I am.

‘ erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) June 30, 2013

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if you can't handle me at my depression
then you don ‘t deserve me at my SURPRISE! it's anxiety now

‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 5, 2018

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I ease my existential anxieties by reminding myself that I'm a cadaver that's alive

‘ Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 11, 2016

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IF YOU DONT HAVE ANXIETY WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL YOUR TIME

‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 7, 2016

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teeth brushed ?

retainer in ?

room fan on at max setting for white noise to drown out the late night intrusive anxiety thoughts ?

pj ‘s on ?

‘ gracie hoos (@cottoncandaddy) May 18, 2018

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Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself

‘ mathew (@trashythisis) May 20, 2018

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Anxiety is knowing you didn ‘t steal anything and you ‘re still nervous the metal dectors are going to go off

‘ ADAM ?? (@AdamSilvera) May 28, 2018

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social media just isn't causing me enough anxiety anymore
“What if we add a chat feature so you know when someone read but didn't respond?”

‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) December 20, 2014

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Huge grey blanket: hello children I'm depression
Swarm of wasps: and I'm anxiety
Both: and we're here to teach you about working together

‘ regular skeleton (@Merman_Melville) January 27, 2016

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sorry I'm late, I was stuck inside my own head, playing whack-a-mole with my anxieties

‘ maura quint (@behindyourback) April 13, 2017

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I don't know why I'm anxious. I just constantly stare at a device that beams nightmares into my eyes.

‘ Brandon (@UNDEADTRESOR) June 12, 2016

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My grandfather fought in 2 wars & I just had to audibly practice what I was gonna say to the lady at the drive thru bc of my social anxiety.

‘ jordan (@jordan_stratton) March 16, 2015

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Social anxiety means that sometimes I throw parties and worry that people will show up.

‘ Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) February 17, 2017

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