By: Funny Or Die
The Funniest Tweets About Social Anxiety
To put it bluntly, anxiety is a fucking nightmare, folks. The worst part about anxiety is that it ‘s a feeling that ‘s impossible to put it into words. That ‘s why it can be so hard for people who don ‘t suffer from anxiety to empathize with you. Luckily, we found some people who not only were able to nail what anxiety feels like, but were able to do it in a way that will make you crack up. For that we thank them!
Here are the funniest and most relatable tweets about anxiety:
To me, every social engagement is an Escape Room.
‘ Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) November 13, 2018
god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety‘ the wwI troop defender (@jon_snow_420) October 28, 2015
My social anxiety is such that I think strangers are talking about me but also assume my friends have forgotten who I am.
‘ erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) June 30, 2013
if you can't handle me at my depression
then you don ‘t deserve me at my SURPRISE! it's anxiety now‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 5, 2018
I ease my existential anxieties by reminding myself that I'm a cadaver that's alive
‘ Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 11, 2016
IF YOU DONT HAVE ANXIETY WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL YOUR TIME
‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 7, 2016
teeth brushed ?
retainer in ?
room fan on at max setting for white noise to drown out the late night intrusive anxiety thoughts ?
pj ‘s on ?
‘ gracie hoos (@cottoncandaddy) May 18, 2018
Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself
‘ mathew (@trashythisis) May 20, 2018
Anxiety is knowing you didn ‘t steal anything and you ‘re still nervous the metal dectors are going to go off
‘ ADAM ?? (@AdamSilvera) May 28, 2018
social media just isn't causing me enough anxiety anymore
“What if we add a chat feature so you know when someone read but didn't respond?”‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) December 20, 2014
Huge grey blanket: hello children I'm depression
Swarm of wasps: and I'm anxiety
Both: and we're here to teach you about working together‘ regular skeleton (@Merman_Melville) January 27, 2016
sorry I'm late, I was stuck inside my own head, playing whack-a-mole with my anxieties
‘ maura quint (@behindyourback) April 13, 2017
I don't know why I'm anxious. I just constantly stare at a device that beams nightmares into my eyes.
‘ Brandon (@UNDEADTRESOR) June 12, 2016
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