If There Was An Olympic Games For Depression

At the ‘Depression Olympics, ‘ staying in bed can win you a gold medal, but it ‘s not as easy as it looks. The women ‘s final for the “Getting Out Of Bed ‘ competition can be one of the toughest and most competitive of the depressed sports, but will Amanda Rosenberg of Great Britain be able to resist the urge to get up? As all fans of the sport know, the trick is to keep useful movement to a minimum, whilst completing the technical maneuvers required (moaning, crying, and slow thrashing) to prove to the judges that their state of voluntarily induced torpor makes them the most depressed player in the competition.

Join our commentators as they call what could be, a gold medal in the making!

CREDITS:

Announcer 1: Milana Vayntrub
Announcer 2: Al Madrigal
Referee: Parker Seaman

Director: Mimi Cave