By: Funny Or Die
The Funniest Tweets About Cats For Cat Lovers Only
As a cat lover, I ‘ve spent so much of my time trying to convince non-cat lovers of what makes cats special, and I finally decided that I'm done doing that. Cats posses a charm that only cat lovers will understand. I think if you don ‘t understand how great cats are you should go fuck yourself, because this tweet roundup is for cat lovers only. Enjoy!
Home is where the cat smell that everybody notices but you is.
‘ mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 29, 2015
my cat before and after i shake the food in her bowl around so it looks full again pic.twitter.com/qHp8geFMX2
‘ dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) November 23, 2018
“What did we ever do to deserve dogs? ‘ – humans
“Oh, fuck off. ‘ – cats
‘ Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) February 27, 2017
Saw my neighbors cat kill a mouse and all I could say was, “That's some classic shit.”
‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) June 17, 2017
my sister has 2 cats. One is a totally healthy weight and one is this cat pic.twitter.com/TkJ2JeJQgZ
‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 24, 2017
There's a good story behind this gaffer tape, I bet. pic.twitter.com/SMbcgKgYzv
‘ Tom (@tdawks) May 8, 2017
some cats are like “i hate this dumb name you gave me.” but i like the ones that are clearly saying “FOOLS! COWER BEFORE THE IRE OF WAFFLES”
‘ tara shoe (@tarashoe) November 16, 2014
cats are self-care icons
‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 29, 2018
Nothing ruins sex like the sound of your cat throwing up directly onto your dick
‘ Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) September 28, 2014
[at the vet with my cat]
cat: meow
me: i know, that's why i brought you here‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) January 8, 2017
HUMANS: Here ‘s some food, water, and a lifetime of affection
CATS: Here ‘s my asshole
‘ Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) February 17, 2017
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