Liverpool ‘s Soccer Coach Loved This Translator ‘s “Erotic ‘ Voice
Jurgen Klopp, manager for Liverpool ‘s soccer club, held a press conference yesterday ahead of the team ‘s big Champions ‘ League match against Paris Saint-Germain. These press conferences usually go the same – reporters ask stock questions, the coaches give stock answers, and everyone goes home feeling the entire ordeal was a waste of time. But this time, something magical happened.
Klopp fielded a question in French about his Parisian opponent and received a translation in his ear that was sweeter than a clean header off a corner kick.
The sultry sounds of the French translator ‘s low register gave Klopp no choice but to flash his new pearly white teeth. “Congratulations, ‘ he said of the smooth, alluring voice. “Wow. ‘
In fact, he was so awestruck by the seductive request for soccer analysis that he was left speechless. He asked the translator to repeat the question, perhaps just to hear the man ‘s voice one more time. One could only assume assuming the translator would soon be taken away from him to read spoken word bridges in early ’90s R&B tracks.
Klopp ‘s club went on to lose the match in heartbreaking fashion 2-1. It ‘s entirely possible he was still distracted by the France ‘s answer to Barry White. But if he can snag that same translator to sooth him with sweet nothings in his ear, maybe his post-game press conference won ‘t be so bad.
Another April Fools ‘ Day in tbe books. Yayyyy! We did it, everyone! Big round of applause to those who used the internet on the first of April and were bombarded by prank after prank. April Fools Day is like Internet Christmas. I think. Full disclosure: I don ‘t know what that means, but I did read it on website on Friday, so it may or may not have been a prank sentence. REGARDLESS, pranks were everywhere, so let ‘s take a look at the best 2011 had to offer.
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