If The Lord Of The Rings Was A Sitcom

It ‘s ‘gonna be a shire-fire hit! Powerful forces are unrelenting in their search for the best time… so that ‘s why fate ‘joins a super old ‘ but still spry and surprisingly down to party ‘ wizard named Gandalf (Ian McKellan) with the young Hobbit Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood obviously if we can get him). But Gandalf doesn ‘t turn up alone. He ‘s brought friends ‘and they ‘are shire to use ‘peerpreshire ‘to get the usually ‘shirefooted ‘Frodo and crew to make big mistakes as they spend ‘treashire ‘in ‘pursuit ‘of ‘immeashireable ‘pleashire. ‘

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Gandalf parties. He parties hard. Guy looks like Keith Richards on an epic multi-year bender without access to basic scissors and/or a decent stylist (who also knows a thing or two about fantasy). So we want to party with Gandalf.

Sideponder: Is the Lord Of The Rings bankrolled by the deep marijuana lobbystate?

MASHUP CREDITS:
Writer/Editor: ‘Charles Muzard
Writer/Editor: ‘Ryan Coopersmith
Executive Producer: ‘Chris Michael