By: Sloane Hughes
SheRatesDogs is Here to Send Your Awful Exes to the Pound
If you ‘ve ever owned a pet, you ‘re probably familiar with how exhausting the training process can be. Positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement, treats, no treats, clickers – getting your dog to sit on command and not shit on the floor can be quite a task.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of guys out there who are in desperate need of some basic behavioral training as well, and dealing with them is way more frustrating – and bewildering – than dealing with your dog Sparky who won ‘t stop dragging his butt across the carpet.
So, inspired by encounters with boys who very clearly didn ‘t graduate obedience school, twitter user Michaela Okland created the wonder that is SheRatesDogs.
The account parodies the well-known WeRateDogs twitter page, which takes photo submissions of people ‘s dogs and rates them on a scale of 1-10 (except not really, because they ‘re always at least a 10 – obviously. All dogs are automatically perfect).
This is Bear. It ‘s his nap time. He takes it very seriously. Hoping the blood rushes to his head so he has vivid dreams. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/PAEKwI5rnC
‘ WeRateDogs ‘ (@dog_rates) January 8, 2019
Similarly, SheRatesDogs takes photo and screenshot submissions of the cringeworthy, hilarious, and sometimes downright AWFUL things that people ‘s ex-boyfriends or random guys on the internet have said to them and rates them on a negative scale.
@SheRateDogs being created in the middle of cuffing season will be the downfall of the patriarchy
‘ Ains (@AinsleyReynelle) December 18, 2018
I highly recommend that everyone takes a look at @SheRatesDogs to see some situations that too many women know much too well.
‘ Whitney (@WhitneyLSteele) January 4, 2019
Featuring everything from guys openly hitting on women through Craigslist ads to ex-boyfriends texting 12 paragraph long anger-fueled monologues and spiraling into insanity, it ‘s equal parts amazing and just fucking terrible – and so, SO worth the follow.
They ‘re really incredible creatures. What a healing process. -6/10 pic.twitter.com/ual3beaakk
‘ SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 16, 2018
There ‘s no better excuse to ask for nudes than your own dad dying, am I right fellas???
How about you tip befOre forcing a girl to contact you (-5/10) pic.twitter.com/YBI9ahaHXI
‘ SheRateDogs (@SheRatesDogs) December 19, 2018
Imagine having the audacity to hold tip money as ransom like this. Who let this man out in public
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