By: Sloane Hughes
So I guess Ted Cruz has a beard now. If you haven ‘t seen it already, spoiler alert: it ‘s fucking terrible. Like, wow-I-sure-wish-I-hadn ‘t-seen-that terrible. What ‘s kind of amazing though is that everyone looked at Cruz beard and all collectively decided it makes him look like an off-brand Wolverine, and there were some truly magnificent takes on it.
Here are our faves.