By: Sloane Hughes
‘Hamberder ‘ Replaces ‘Covfefe ‘ As The Dumbest Word In The Trump Lexicon
Clemson University ‘s national champion football team, the Tigers, were invited over to the White House for a feast on Monday, but the administration ran into a bit of a problem when they realized
“Wait a second. The White House kitchen is closed because
we fucking shut down the government ‘
But that ‘s fine, no bigs, Trump had a solution. Why not treat these nationally ranked athletes to a cornucopia of fast food, the likes of which 17-year-old stoners could only dream of.
Trump ‘s a thinker, that ‘s why he gets paid the big bucks.
In a video shared on twitter, Trump is seen proudly showing off his army of 300 burgers while moving like a goddamn animatronic figure someone just sprung from a 1960 ‘s Disney musical ride.
Here ‘s a video I shot of President Trump showing off his 300 hamburgers. pic.twitter.com/P06S6I5w07
‘ Hunter Walker (@hunterw) January 14, 2019
A Christmas Message from Bill Maher
Check out my Christmas message to America ‘ you ‘ll laugh, you ‘ll cry… Bill Maher
CSI Nebraska – Teaser #2
Does the show get exciting at any point?
Yelp Reviews of Lady Gaga’s New Restaurant
Lady Gaga’s father, Mr. Gaga, is opening a new Italian restaurant in New York called ‘Joanne.’ Although he claims there won’t be any tie-ins to his pop icon daughter, these early Yelp reviews indicate otherwise:
‘Drive’ to Shitty Music Trailer
“Drive” would’ve sucked with shitty music.