By: Kelci Grammar
Since being exposed as the giant clusterfuck of a scam that it was almost immediately after the first attendees arrived on site, anyone with access to the internet or the news has been obsessed with Fyre Fest. The multi-million dollar festival set to take place in the Bahamas sold tickets and packages worth up to $250,000, and was supposed to be the ultimate rich kid party experience – but we all know how that turned out. And thanks to the documentaries from Netflix and Hulu, we were finally given a breakdown of how this glorious train wreck came to be. Or, not be.
There ‘s a lot of standard, shady-dickbag-entrepreneurial stuff, like lying to investors and ticket holders, but then there are also some fuckin ‘ DOOZIES, like when we learned one of the organizers was fully prepared to suck a customs officer ‘s dick for imported water. All in all, watching these documentaries were just as mind blowing as watching the festival itself burst into flames in real time, and it led to some hilarious reactions.
dividing my life into before and after getting to the dick sucking portion of the fyre fest documentary
‘ david bynch (@soalexgoes) January 19, 2019
the most shocking part of the #FyreFestival documentary was when they got into a plane with man who taught himself to fly on MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIMULATOR
‘ Katie (@katierestucc16) January 21, 2019
fyre festival really just entertainment 720 irl pic.twitter.com/alPQq8sNvT
‘ Joon Lee (@joonlee) January 20, 2019
when I go to the book store to buy a dictionary but they sell me a thesaurus https://t.co/54veY5i97V
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 20, 2019
I watched the Netflix Fyre Festival documentary and was really struck by the fact that one series of decisions in the Choose Your Own Adventure of life lands you on a conference call with Ja Rule while he screams “IT ‘S NOT LIKE ANYBODY DIED ‘ at you
‘ JuanPa (@jpbrammer) January 19, 2019
Brexit politicians but all the quotes are just quotes from Ja Rule in the fyre fest documentary pic.twitter.com/eB0SysiOSl
‘ TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 21, 2019
saw the fyre documentary. feel like i would've had a good time at fyre fest. sometimes when you go on a trip you have to make your own fun
‘ Jon Bois (@jon_bois) January 22, 2019
suck a dick to save fyre festival challenge
‘ crissy (@crissymilazzo) January 19, 2019
Just found out the Fuckjerry guys produced the Netflix Fyre Fest documentary, so it ‘s just gonna be the Hulu Fyre Fest documentary with all the names cropped out
‘ Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) January 15, 2019
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