Today in a court in Brooklyn, NY, infamous drug lord El Chapo was found guilty of all the charges against him, which included some lovely things like violence, orchestrating murders, and smuggling a bunch of drugs. Very serious stuff. BUT in typical twitter fashion, everyone had jokes to make, and honestly some of them are pretty good.
JUDGE: mr el chapo I find u guilty of being a real bad guy. u have a black heart and I hope u rot in jail EL CHAPO (turning to camera): there ‘s a reason erasers don ‘t work on your heart
What if ghosts didn ‘t die way back when typhus was a problem.. What if ghosts died after Space Jam came out?
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