By: Kelci Grammar
The Best Valentine ‘s Day Tweets

Happy Valentine ‘s Day! Whether you ‘re single and elbow deep in a box of chocolates and need a laugh or on a bad date and need something to look at on your phone, these are tweets everyone can enjoy.
A romantic haiku poem for the holiday:
This Valentine's Day
I treat myself to ice cream
And Chinese buffet‘ Austin Ross (@Noobzinthebakry) February 13, 2019
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