Terrible Valentine ‘s Day Stories To Make You Feel Better About Your Own
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Originally published February 2019
Valentine ‘s Day can be a bit of a slap in the face if you ‘re not part of a happy coupling, and looking back on it I realized I ‘ve had some abysmal Valentine ‘s Days, so in an attempt to make myself feel better I reached out to my twitter followers and my friends to ask for some of their worst V-Day stories. Folks, there were some doozies.
In Iowa this week Ted Cruz said that he liked condoms. “Last I checked, we don’t have a rubber shortage in America.” And to make sure a “rubber” shortage never happens, Cruz is planning to release his own condom brand. See below for some mock-ups of possible names his campaign is considering.
Song available on iTunes – http://bit.ly/tarynmusic Written and Produced by Taryn Southern. http://www.taryn-southern.com twitter.com/tarynsouthern facebook.com/tarynsouthern Directed by: Bob McKeon Director of Photography: Justin Gurnari Produced by: Brigida Santos Bob McKeon Taryn Southern Music Arranged and Produced By: Will Forbes Arkatonemusic.com Featuring: Larry Miller DJ Lubel Choreography by: Justine Menter of the Flirt Dancers – FlirtDancers.com Makeup by: Jessica Rose Spencer Wells Cast: Brett Newton Quinton Bunche Dustin Schuetter Spencer Wells Dale Hersh Hart Turner Female Dancers: Malie Chang Mairena Cortes Janelle Cruz Theordora Mandranis Justine Menter Jenna Patterson Katilyn Shipley Catherine Viger Crew: 1st AD: Remii Huang 1st AC: Jordan Kurtzman Gaffers: Miguel Gonzalez and Jason Carpenter Production Assistant: Rachel Kiley Digital Effects by: Bob McKeon Color Grading: Harold Stephen Remix Song by: DiscoFriesMusic.om Special Thanks: Nicholas Kalikow – Film 101 Productions Brad Marks Arkatone Music Dustin Schuetter Flirt Dancers Tyson Wheeler Persall AZ Film Studios
Chapter 19 of R Kelly’s epic music video/soap opera “Trapped in the Closet”
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