By: Sloane Hughes
Everyone Is Way Too Into This Hot Lincoln Statue
For those who aren ‘t big on history, it can be a hard subject to make seem interesting or engaging. I mean, who among us can say they have never fallen asleep during a history lecture? That ‘s what I thought.
But you ‘re in luck folks, here ‘s a bit of American history that is sure to keep you engaged.
Back in 1939, an artist by the name of James L. Hansen sculpted Abraham Lincoln like you ‘ve never seen before. He ‘s much younger and isn ‘t adorned with his famous hat and fierce beard, in fact… he isn ‘t really adorned with anything.
This studly young Lincoln statue is half naked, and, erm, suggestive as hell.
Reminder that the Los Angeles federal courthouse has a statue of Abraham Lincoln where he's a shirtless young stud suggestively tugging at his waistband like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model: pic.twitter.com/32bjqEERYi
‘ Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) February 20, 2019
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Understandably, people are losing it for Babe-raham Lincoln.
I can see why they called him “the rail splitter ‘
‘ Nate Yungman (@NateYungman) February 20, 2019
Honest Abs
‘ Ned Pyle (@NerdPyle) February 20, 2019
“Let's get you emancipated out of those shorts”
‘ Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) February 20, 2019
More like Babe-raham Lincoln.
‘ Robert Little (@inlanddefense) February 20, 2019
‘ RDB (@RichardDBK) February 20, 2019
Carrying a book as a pretense that he's going to his friend's house to “study.”
‘ Chrisna (@chrisna) February 20, 2019
Amongst the lawyers at the courthouse it ‘s considered good luck to tweak Honest Abe ‘s nipples.
‘ David Roy Stewart (@DavidRoyStewart) February 20, 2019
Ambercromie & Fitch: Log Cabin Summer Collection
‘ The Farmer (@Jbug33) February 20, 2019
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