Trump Legitimately Called the CEO of Apple ‘Tim Apple ‘ Because He ‘s Just That Far Checked Out of Reality

The president met with the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board on Wednesday and usually that sort of thing wouldn ‘t (and shouldn ‘t) be a ridiculously funny event but Trump is the president so obviously it was farcical. The highlight of this meeting was when Trump earnestly thanked Apple CEO, Tim Cook, for investing in America, except he called him Tim Apple.