By: Kelci Grammar
Trump Claims He Said “Tim Apple ‘ To Save Time Because That Totally Makes Sense
It ‘s amazing that we ‘re even circulating back to this story a full four days later. It ‘s not like this was a scandal or a national emergency (although I suppose as long as he ‘s our president we ‘re kind of permanently in a state of national emergency) or anything work four days of news time. This was Trump goofing up someone ‘s last name, which as we ‘ve previously addressed, is entirely in his wheelhouse. So why is this back in our news feeds? Well, because after some extremely careful consideration, Trump has come up with an explanation as to why he called CEO Tim Cook, Tim Apple.
It was to save time.
Because Cook, as you know, takes a long time to sound out. That whole one syllable.
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