Felicity Huffman And Lori Loughlin Charged For Bribing Colleges Because The Wealthy Elite Really Are Trash

Aunt Becky apparently learned nothing from the DJ's SAT nightmare episode pic.twitter.com/fUxnv4ekUu

‘ ? (@ChayaBaliga) March 12, 2019

YUP

In the one Full House episode Uncle Jesse used a burrito to give DJ the answers on her SAT test. Wonder where he got that idea from? pic.twitter.com/RaUNOXBwUe

‘ Ted Gruber (@tedgruber) March 12, 2019

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Huffman ‘s character, Lynette from Desperate Housewives, however, was just a tad different in her parenting approach than Aunt Becky, and probably would have pulled the same stunt if she had the cash.

All I'm seeing is Lynette discouraged by Porter and Preston's SAT scores and being like “Fuck it, they almost died in a tornado when they were kids, THEY'RE GOING TO HARVARD.”

‘ Greg Bennett (@GreggyBennett) March 12, 2019

Lynette would totally do this in a Desperate Housewives reboot tbh https://t.co/qHIWt4AdS6

‘ Ira Madison III (@ira) March 12, 2019

Lynette Scavo kicking down doors, paying colleges, etc. pic.twitter.com/OsVjDQxVJN

‘ Veronica (@Verrroniiica) March 12, 2019

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As of now, Felicity Huffman has apparently been released on bond – which makes sense because if you can bribe everyone standing in your kid ‘s way to Harvard, bond is probably chump change.

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You are a privileged white kid approaching college admissions season. Choose your path:

A) apply like a normal person.

B) apply like a normal person, fail to get in, appeal to the supreme court.

C) send your mama to jail for a 1420 SAT score and guaranteed admission.

‘ KJ (@KendraJames_) March 12, 2019

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rich kids of usc doing their schoolwork in high school while their parents commit tax fraud and fake their SAT scores pic.twitter.com/jsQ4OkztQT

‘ malaria (disease) (@gnocchigal) March 12, 2019