This Beto O ‘Rourke “Attack Ad ‘ Totally Slams His Skater Cred

Maybe Beto can ‘t debate Ted Cruz because he already had plans… pic.twitter.com/LdqKTh3yK4

‘ Texas GOP (@TexasGOP) August 28, 2018

So Beto has been ducking debates with Senator Ted Cruz. We can't imagine why, but we do have a few ideas… pic.twitter.com/3n2HtwY9pQ

‘ Texas GOP (@TexasGOP) August 28, 2018

And it backfired SPECTACULARLY

Maybe Ted Cruz is afraid to debate Beto because Beto was a stone-cold 90's alternative hottie and Ted Cruz is…well, Ted Cruz.

‘ Autumnshroud (@Autumnshroud) August 29, 2018

Jesus, he ‘s *way* cooler than I thought he was. Thanks for the tip, Texas GOP.

‘ Tom Coates (@tomcoates) August 29, 2018

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It turns out that pointing out how extremely cool and relatable and chill your opponent is, isn ‘t a good political tactic.

But now that he ‘s running for president, voters have a new, much more important question to think about.

We know that Beto skates, but is he even GOOD? Do we want a president who can simply get from A to B on a board, or do we want a leader who FUCKIN SHREDS? This is the kind of stuff people should be asking themselves, and former Funny Or Die writer Jon Millstein doesn ‘t think Beto has what it takes to be Thrasher in chief.

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Devastating Beto attack ad pic.twitter.com/UHYJ9JTP7P

‘ Jon Millstein (@jmillstein) March 14, 2019

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This attack ad definitely makes Beto ‘s abilities seem like, totally sketch. Luckily for him, he ‘s got a decent amount of time to hit the skate park and get his skills up to presidential level. Good luck, dude.