Astrology Is Out ‘ People Are Using Florida Man Headlines As Zodiac Signs

The news isn ‘t going to be exciting every single day. There are going to be times where the latest lottery winner is the most thrilling thing on tv, and that ‘s just the way it goes. The one exception to this, however, is Florida. Oh, Florida ‘ land of alligators, beautiful beaches, and the most consistently batshit crazy headlines ever, and they all typically start the same way:

“Florida man. ‘

In fact, this has become such a recognized phenomenon that there ‘s actually a subreddit dedicated to chronicling all the absolutely insane things that “Florida man ‘ gets up to.